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About Me

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It's your favorite yoga instructor turned niche internet micro-celebrity; nothing you'd expect but everything you desire.
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Known for playing with toys online; ranging from large tentacles to Lego building, creativity and fun spark my passion. When it comes to dates, I’m a lover of art galleries and museums, live music, ballet, theater, and fine dining. Chicago has amazing entertainment, ask me about recommendations here or maybe you could recommend something fun to do in your city! 

 
A Little More:
Birthday: January 2
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Height: 5’4” 
Weight: 100lbs
Dress: 0/2 XS 
Bras: 32DDD
Panties/Lingerie: XXS or XS
Lingerie Brands: Honey Birdette, Journelle, Agent Provocateur, Bordelle, Dita Von Teese, Kiki Montparnasse (I LOVE lingerie)
Treats: Food, food, and more FOOD! I love all types of international cuisine. I’m so sweet that I don’t usually like desserts but I love crème brûlée and tiramisu (I’ll never say no to them). EDM festivals and shows. A good speakeasy. Tropical beach vacations. 420 friendly!
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Travel Schedule   

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  • October 14-17          Detroit, MI

  • October 20-22        Houston, TX

  • October 28-29         Hartford, CT

Check back daily for updates! My Twitter bio always has

my current location.

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